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Anne Hathaway’s ex finds jail icky

Last year, Raffaello Follieri was flying around  in private jets, eating $100 breakfasts and banging Anne Hathaway. Today, he spends all of his time in jail crying about the unsanitary conditions.

“He says that he cannot eat because the food appears to be spoiled and that the toilet and shower facilities are unspeakably unsanitary,” the letter from Flora Edwards said.

“There is excrement in the shower and rats are roaming freely in the area. He says the stench is intolerable,” the letter continued.

Boo hoo, asshole. Follieri cheated people out of millions and used their money to jettison around the world, dine with royalty and eat endangered species. He gets no sympathy. He should consider himself lucky. At least he has his memories. That way, he can think of the gold old days while he’s lathering up with soap and diseased rat poop. Some people don’t even have that.

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he looks like a chubbier david duchovny.

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Why boo hoo? Are you proud that American jails are at the same level as third world jails??

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