Ashley Tisdale is ugly and no one wants to be with her which is why she likes to live vicariously through Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron.

“I’m a total romantic, I loved watching romantic comedies growing up like ‘My Best Friend’s Wedding’ and so obviously, like, I just love watching Zac and Vanessa because it is such a sweet and romantic relationship so of course you’re like, ‘aww’ whenever they kiss and everything,” Tisdale gushed to Tarts. “But just watching them on set is really awesome, it’s beautiful.”

Ashley is only 23 so I don’t know why she grew up on the retarded Julia Robert’s movie My Best Friend’s Wedding instead of the equally retarded, older Julia Robert’s movie Pretty Woman. She should be referencing John Hughes films or at least the stupid yet endearing My Girl. Even 10 Things I Hate About You would have sufficed. Anything but a Julia Robert’s romcom. Watching one of those movies is frustrating. You’re just sitting there confused for 90 minutes wondering whether or not they put peanut butter in Julia Robert’s mouth to make it look like she’s talking.