UK, you may have introduced us to Gemma Atkinson and Cheryl Tweedy and we thank you kindly for that. But your good will is completely offset by also introducing us to Jordan Price, Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty, who’s seen here walking to the Monarch pub with his Macbook.
Pete’s nose is busted and he looks like death. If this thing came up to me in a dark alley, my first reaction would be to scream like a little girl and then to make a cross with my fingers in hope that the holy symbol will strike fear into this demon’s heart.
In conclusion, England, you’ll pay for this.
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