To the hospital after she suffered a seizure following a drink and drugs binge. The 25-year-old singer began her bender after an argument with her husband Blake. Doctors ran tests and continue to monitor her. Her PR guy says she had “a bad reaction to the combination of medication she has currently been described.” Meaning, heroin doesn’t mix well with ecstasy and everclear.
One can only guess why doctors continue to treat her. It must be massively frustrating for them and everyone else. At this point, she’ll be better off if they just let her quietly slip away. They should just leave her in the waiting room while they eat a bearclaw next time. You know, let her die with dignity. Unconscious and foaming at the mouth.
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