If you’re into sweaty 4ft tall chicks, then boy, are you in for a treat. Hayden Panettiere was walking her dog in LA yesterday and I have no idea how she got like this. It looks like someone dumped a bucket of water on her.
Maybe it’s the fact that I sent her a picture of myself and she got all hot thinking about me while walking her dog. Alternatively, maybe it was because she was wearing a sweater with long pants when it’s almost 90F outside like a wacko. Nah, it’s definitely because of me. Occam’s Razor, man.
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