There’s a rumor floating around the interwebs that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have wed in a secret ceremony in Mexico. Why Mexico? The United States has laws against inbreeding.
When pressed for details, Spencer the source began choking on their spit because they didn’t imagine anybody would care.
Great, so they get money for getting married and telling their story, then they will get money for telling their story of staying together, then they will get money for divorcing and telling their story of what a fake publicity stunt all of this is.
PLEASE NO CHILDREN!!!
Agh, god they are douche bags. I hate them and want them to go away!