How taste my pee pee?

Holly Madison finally went public with her relationship with Criss Angel. She showed up at the premiere of “Criss Angel Believe” where she made out with the “Mindfreak”. You know how the saying goes. If sucking on a 90-year-old millionaire’s wrinkly balls don’t make you happy, go with the Mindfreak.

By the way, if you’re wondering how Criss Angel’s mash-up show with Cirque du Soleil went, the LA Times says it was “unbelievably bad.” Specifically,

If Criss Angel were blindfolded, straitjacketed, run over by a steamroller, locked in a steel box and dumped from a helicopter into the Pacific Ocean, he still might be easier to salvage from disaster than “Criss Angel: Believe,” the gloomy, gothic muddle of a show that officially lurched into being on Halloween night like some patched-together Frankenstein’s monster.

Ouch. That’s got to sting a little. Oh well. At least Criss has Holly Madison to comfort him. Her and her mouth which has been most likely wrapped around Hef’s old man balls. Seriously. Whenever they kiss, it’s like Criss is kissing Hef’s weiner. Haha, loser.

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