Jessica Alba debuted a new look yesterday. I think it’s called the Christina Ricci. Usually, only people with fiveheads get it but Alba is a fashion maverick. She won’t let little things like common sense and stylist’s advice get in the way of her savoir-faire. For that very reason, Jessica also sported a flattened bird on her left shoulder. Bow before this elegant vixen.
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