Kanye Alexis

Kanye West is always complaining about awards shows. Most of the time it’s about how he doesn’t get his recognition. His subsequent temper tantrums make even the most terrible of two-year-olds turn their noses up in disgust. And, oh, look. He’s throwing another one. This time he’s pitching a fit and kicking his stuffed animals around the room over the winners of both the American and UK MTV Music Awards.

He said: “BRITNEY SPEARS over RIHANNA? Are you serious?

“I mean f****** JARED LETO? He’s my boy but he shouldn’t have won over some of those other artists.

“I won nothing last year and I’d brought out Stronger.

“Then this year, just because I was there, I won best urban act. This was L’IL WAYNE’s year.”

First of all, the MTV Video Music Awards mean nothing. If I was an artist, I’d be happier winning a gold plated dildo that someone told me to shove up my ass after konking me over my head with. Second of all, everyone knows the awards are rigged. MTV doesn’t even play music anymore. These days it’s all about Lauren Conrad eating salad and extravagant sweet sixteen parties that infuriate everyone to the point of punching a hole in their LCD or plasma. Third of all, Kanye won an award and he’s still bitching and moaning? Apparently, not even winning will shut Kanye up. Next year they should have Kanye win again, but instead of giving him a gold statute, kick him in the balls. Give him something to whine about.

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