Natalie Portman wants it all the time

Natalie Portman filming

If you had erotic fantasies about Natalie Portman involving sex and a glazed ham, prepare to have them half-fulfilled. At a press junket for Doubt, playwright John Patrick Stanley was asked how Amy Adams was chosen for the role of a nun.

“I’m trying to think of what the etiquette is on this,” Shanley chuckled, blushing a bit. Urged on by a blogger for, he continued, “Well, we asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what the problem was. She basically said she didn’t understand celibacy.”

I’m sure Natalie understood it, she just doesn’t understand why people follow it. Just like I don’t understand why people say “beer before liquor makes the panties come off quicker.” That’s so wrong. I find a knife works just as well.

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  • BigJimSlade

    Was this whole “movement” orchestrated by The Onion?
    Whoever is shitting out these women’s movements MUST hate women. ONLY explanation.

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