Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will guest star in a January episode of How I Met Your Mother. They will be playing themselves. Because they suck at acting.
“They will be playing magazine cover-versions of themselves as Marshall (Jason Segel) desperately searches for a place to “read a magazine” while at the office,” CBS said in the statement. “Montag and Pratt will taunt and tease Marshall from the confines of his current copy of Them Weekly.”
How do these two still keep getting work? They’re no talent douchebags. A rotting corpse has more charisma than Spencer or Heidi. Heidi must give an incredible bj. The negotiation process was probably just Heidi opening her mouth as wide as she could and sticking her fist inside.
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