Paris Hilton may have gotten voters into their respective polling places, but if Obama wins, it’s Diddy whose one vote put him into office. The man with the ridiculous name spoke with the AP and expressed that he felt like his vote was this country’s most important.
“I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office. It was down to one vote, and that was going to be my vote. And that may not be true, but that’s how much power it felt like I had,” the hip-hop mogul said.
Oh, no, no, Diddy. It’s totally true. You want to know why? Because you are a millionaire rap mogul and by default, your one vote is worth far more than that of the millions of average people. That’s how our system works. That is what we fought for. That is democracy. So remember. When you guys are out at the polling booths, know that your vote doesn’t count and that little mark you’re making on that piece of paper is pointless. Diddy’s already got this in the bag.
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