Two timer!

Paris Hilton meets Stavros Niachros

Paris Hilton, tired of her sham relationship with Benji Madden or just tired of Benji Madden in general, was reunited with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niachros at Miami nightclub Mokai on Saturday night. An eye witness says the heiress arrived at 2:30 AM and that the two “were all over each other. They were at the same table for about an hour and then they left together. It didn’t seem like Benji was on her mind at all!” Benji, blissfully unaware, was with his brother to take part in the last episode of TRL the next day.

It’s going to be a mess when Benji finds out. Mascara will be running everywhere. By the time Benji is done sobbing, he’ll look like The Crow except less cool and way more pathetic.

Check out that half-unbuttoned shirt on Stavros. Rawr. I can see why Paris wants him so bad. That Hasselhoff chest hair is like honey to women.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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