Vida Guerra managed to make a career out of her ass and her greatest trickery was making guys want her despite being on the verge of buttaface. Although her ass is definitely not as awesome as Keyra Augstina’s, it’s nice, but I’m not that into it. It reminds me too much of those exercise balls. The one where kids sit on and bounce around the room. So pretty much every time I look at Vida, I think of that and I guess that’s what puts me off. Incorporating innocent children into sexual fantasies is never good idea. At least that’s what the judge tells me.