Winona Ryder hospitalized after priority landing

A priority landing was requested by the captain of a flight from Los Angeles to London after Winona Ryder fell ill. She was immediately taken to the hospital upon landing.

“She did fall ill on a flight and as a precautionary measure, was taken to a hospital,” said a spokeswoman for Ryder. “She was there maybe an hour and was released. The bottom line is she is in good health.”

Winona was hospitalized as a “precautionary measure” only to be discharged an hour later. No word on the mystery illness. Witnesses did, however, report that Winona saw someone, some… thing, on the wing of the plane, confirming the rampant rumors that Winona is cuckoo.