Guess what? If you were hoping for more topless photos of Amy Winehouse, then wish granted. You may be wondering what you did to deserve these new dazzling pictures. Well, for starters, that bicyclist you dragged for two city blocks because you were in a hurry might have something to do with it. But then again, tipping your waitress in pocket lint and used chewing gum could have also helped. The point is, who knows? Whatever it is though, keep doing it. Maybe tomorrow you’ll get a sex tape of Madonna. Wouldn’t that be the cherry on top of this sexy sundae.