Brad Pitt is whipped

In the latest Rolling Stone via Us, Brad took his pedophile mustache and talked about how he and Angelina don’t fight anymore. Working on The Curious Case of Benjamin Button made him contemplate his own death and how arguing is fruitless. Brad explained:

“What occurred to me on this film, and also with the passing of her mother [actress Marcheline Bertrand in 2007], is that there’s going to come a time when I’m not going to get to be with this person anymore. I’m not going to get to be with my children anymore. Or friends, people I love and respect. And so, if we have a flare-up, it evaporates now.”

“I don’t want to waste time being angry at someone I love.”

Translation: Angelina has Brad on lock-down. Angie will probably beat Brad with a broom handle if he does or says anything she doesn’t like.

Brad goes on to defend Angelina from the NY Times article which painted her as a manipulative woman. Brad says she’s savvy, not manipulative and people should just lay off because that’s his woman. Coughpussycough.

When asked about his favorite Jolie film, Pitt says it’s Mr. & Mrs. Smith “because I fell in love.”

Ouch. Brad and Angelina found another opportunity to burn Jennifer Aniston again. Aniston probably read that and is just sitting there silent and fuming. Looking at her funny would send her into fits of rage so violent that it would frighten even the Incredible Hulk. I have a feeling the first kitten that crosses her path will be punted about 50 yards.