Madonna is annoying, idiotic, veiny and about as edgy as a marble. Which is why it gives me such great pleasure to see her fall on her ass (35 second mark of the video). Someone that offensive is just inviting karma to slap them in the face. Oh, look at me, I’m Madonna. I say “fuck” and “shit” and put my 50-year-old ass in hot pants to make a statement. I’m cool because I’m a hermaphrodite. Wah wah wah.
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