The NYDN is making fun of Cate Blanchett for dressing up as a bell to the premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. And rightfully so. The only way this dress makes sense is if Kim Kardashian was wearing it because it’d be the only thing that could fit around her huge ass. This doesn’t make Cate look glamorous at all. It makes it look like she should be standing outside of Wal-Mart by Santa making a jingling sound and asking you to donate.
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