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Winners: Death Race DVD giveaway

Death Race

Congratulations to Reva Skie for his entry “The countdown to the start of the mystery meat eating race had the participants on edge” and to Joe for his entry “So I file a 1099 on my winnings? What about my 401K contributions?” I’ve sent you an email. Just reply with your info within 48 hrs. Thanks to all those who entered. Keep an eye out for more caption contests.

Jason Stathman’s Death Race is out on DVD right now and as an early Christmas present, I’m giving away two copies of the movie on that fancy DVD format. If you have no idea what a Death Race is

In the ultimate extreme sports event, hardened convicts race to the death to earn their freedom. Sizzling action stars Jason Statham and Tyrese Gibson team up with Ian McShane and Joan Allen in the year’s ultimate demolition derby.

To summarize, bad guys race medieval vehicles and blow s**t up.

Rules for the contest are as follows:

  1. Think of a caption for the above picture
  2. Submit your caption in the comments or as an email to this address (use your real e-mail address)

Contest ends Friday, December 26. Also, I read somewhere that Jason Statham is a ninja so you better start entering before he swears a blood oath to kill your family and F your girlfriend.

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Reva Skie
Reva Skie
11 years ago

The countdown to the start of the mystery meat eating race had the participants on edge.

Steven L
Steven L
11 years ago

What happened in the shower was suppose to be our little secret! I can’t believe that you told all your friends! They keep staring at us!

weew
weew
11 years ago

“No, I WILL NOT drop my bar of soap again”

jess
jess
11 years ago

What are you looking at?

Nicole
Nicole
11 years ago

You’re just lucky looks can’t kill!

Kate
Kate
11 years ago

Back off! It’s my baloney sandwich!

jessica
jessica
11 years ago

“YOU’RE NOT GETTING MY PUDDING CUP”

dAVE
dAVE
11 years ago

I will not be your girlfriend, last night was a one night thing…

Jon
Jon
11 years ago

Jason Statham thinking to himself “Don’t blink, Don’t make any sudden movements, and run the F**K away.”

Stephen K
Stephen K
11 years ago

“Stare all you like, mate, we ARE watching Crank tonight…”

Joe
Joe
11 years ago

Who wants to see a fork disappear?

Joe
Joe
11 years ago

Hey Fellas, Statham believes in Santa

Joe
Joe
11 years ago

So I file a 1099 on my winnings? What about my 401K contributions?

Joe
Joe
11 years ago

Are you wearing my shirt? My mother gave me that shirt.

Rhonda Mason
11 years ago

I can’t help it if you are to numb and unsophisticated to comprehend my complicated philosophy.I still say the fork goes on the left–knife and spoon on the right! If they let us have knives I’d show you!

Jeffrey W
Jeffrey W
11 years ago

I have never lost a staring contest and I will not start now!

Steve
Steve
11 years ago

“The great staredown for who will be the pitcher and who will be the catcher has begun”

rast
rast
11 years ago

i dont understand what do you mean “you want some mud for your turtle”?

G.
G.
11 years ago

Knife fights are so passe. Rock, paper, scissors fights are where it’s at.

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