DMX showed up in Maricopa County court where he decided it’d be much easier pleading guilty four times to three different cases right then and there instead of having to shuffle back and forth. The breakdown of the three cases are as follows (according to TMZ):
DMX, real name Earl Simmons, will be sentenced on Jan. 30 where he is expected to be given 90 days in jail with no credit for time served. Any probation violation could net him 10 years in jail.
Sources say that when DMX left the courtroom, he was shouting something about how two wrongs made a right and that meant he was doubly right and that the judge could suck it. I’m not sure how well that worked out, but if those tasers that made him go into convulsions were any indication, then not good.
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