Jennifer Aniston is irrelevant and ugly but she has nice tits. She doesn’t like to show them of course because she holds herself to higher standards than others which is why Universal studios sent me a letter telling me to take down that topless photo of her on the set of The Break-Up.
Anyway, a Jennifer Aniston calendar set for a 2009 release may face the same legal troubles as the month of November features Aniston braless under a waterfall (click the link, NSFW). A rep for Jennifer told Pop Tarts: “I don’t think this is legal. The rights for those photographs belong to the photographers.”
Well la-dee-da. Jennifer should embrace this. She’s not getting any younger so she might as well cling to her youth now rather than later. She might also want to use that photo for her Match.com profile. It’s much better than the one she’s using now of just her face.
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