Jennifer Lopez has spies everywhere

According to Page Six, Jennifer Lopez is so insecure in her relationship with Marc Anthony that she sends her assistants to go to his concerts to make sure he’s not banging groupies backstage. A source said: “She wanted reports back so he didn’t cheat on her.”

Wow, that must suck for Marc. The only reason Marc Anthony got into the music business is to bang groupies backstage. If he wasn’t famous and worked at Taco Bell or Dunkin’ Donuts, he’d be known as the weird, rapisty looking guy that made all the high school kids take a 3 mile detour just to avoid his creepy ass. Now he’s back at square one posting half-truths on CraigsList for hot M4F action.

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