The AP reports that a 38-year-old male pushed his way through security guards at Jackrabbit Lounge in Phoenix to get close to Lindsay Lohan. Bouncers detained the man until officers took him away. He was charged with misdemeanor disorderly conduct.
When asked, Lindsay and Sam said they didn’t know the guy. This hurt the man’s feelings. He has now vowed to stalk Lindsay for sport instead of just pleasure. You’ve made a very powerful enemy Lohan. This man has access to resources beyond that of younger stalkers. Namely, heart medication, therapists and an ankle bracelet. Better watch your six you saucy red-haired vixen.
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