The last time Lindsay Lohan was in a bikini she was in Mexico and she seemed pretty hot. Now, not so much. She still has a fantastic rack, but apart from that, it looks like someone stuck two water balloons on a coat rack. Lindsay must have gone through a lot of changes these past few months. For instance, instead of eating real food, Lindsay’s diet now consists solely of Monster energy drinks and Samantha Ronson’s labia. And now, instead of worrying about fitting into a dress, she has to worry about falling down the shower drain.
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