MySpace reps deny it, but in recent weeks, Lohan has seemed to be pimping out the site in her blog posts. One entry in particular even criticizes Facebook for disabling her account and claiming her beloved MySpace would never do that. In her latest entry denying the rumors of an alleged break-up between her and Ronson, Lohan writes:
all in all-they should just stop asking altogether, once and for all if she and i are broken up because frankly, if we ever ever did…. i would say it before they could even think of asking. i’d say it here probably… i say everything here on myspace. okay. well, i hope that all the gossip magazines and sites, and lurkers read this cuz it’s not true. ahh! i love myspace because i can just write, and i love writing, and i can prove all the liars wrong… wow- the people that make shit up must really feel silly, embarrassed, out of stories, scr*w*d, f*ck*d, punk’d, and so much more. because, i can use myspace and just let everyone know what’s really going on. which is so much more fun! cuz now, people can get to know the REAL me. yay!
Lindsay should have threw in five more mentions of “MySpace” to really drive her point home. She’s about as subtle as a bear in tap dancing shoes. The only way she could be more blunt is if she kicked you in the balls and shouted, “Use MySpace, asshole,” while you flopped around on the floor in pain.