No one wants this, but it’s happening anyway. Lisa Rinna, 45, confirmed that she is posing for Playboy. Again. She told Extra, “I’m the worst liar on the planet, I can’t lie, so… I think that could be a yes.”
Yet more proof Playboy is about to fold. The magazine used to be something little kids found under their dad’s bed and whacked off to. Now it’s become this marvelous tool to help bulimics facilitate gagging. The last thing I want to do is check out a 45-year-old with duck lips naked. No matter how much airbrushing is involved. You could tell me they copy and pasted a naked Megan Fox over her and I’d still try to punch my fist through the entire magazine before you could even flip it open. I can’t take any chances.
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