Madonna searches for souls

On Monday, in a statement released to the AP, Madonna spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg claimed Guy Ritchie made off with $76-$92 million in their divorce settlement despite earlier claims that he didn’t want Madonna’s money. Now, possibly at the behest of Guy because he didn’t want to be made to look like a shifty dickwad, the ex-couple released a joint statement refuting the previous one.

“We have tried to maintain a dignified silence regarding the details of our divorce for the last few months whilst accepting the obvious media interest,” said a joint statement from the pair.

“A misleading and inaccurate statement, specifically in relation to the sums of money involved, was wrongly issued to AP this week,” it added.

“The financial details of the settlement will remain private, save to say that both of us are happy with our agreement. Our primary concern, like any co-parents, is the care and well being of our children.” Rosenberg said on Monday that custody arrangements for the couple’s children had not been finalized.

Madonna is pretty conniving. The one thing she didn’t count on, however, is that she’s a decaying old hag who’s so far removed from reality that she actually thinks she’s sexy and clever. Hence, no one is going to let her steamroll them. If she was hot with big tits, maybe, but she’s not. Foreplay with Madonna is like molesting an oak tree.

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