Mary-Kate is preggers?

Mary-Kate Olsen in Dubai

The National Enquirer via The Post Chronicle alleges that Mary-Kate Olsen could be with child. They say her weight shooting up to 102lbs is a clear indication.

“Mary-Kate has been looking a lot rounder recently. It is good she has put on weight, because she previously suffered from anorexia, but a lot of people think she could actually be attempting to hide her pregnancy.”

First of all, no healthy adult “shoots up” to 102lbs. That’s like saying Rosie O’Donnell slimmed down to a svelte 245lbs. Second of all, Mary-Kate is so skinny that her womb has become a barren wasteland devoid of any nutrition. Putting a fetus in there is similar to putting a hamster in an empty box for 8 months. That is, if it hasn’t chewed through the cardboard, i.e. the placenta, before then, it’s not coming out alive.

mary kate olsen dubai 01mary kate olsen dubai 02mary kate olsen dubai 03mary kate olsen dubai 04

Notify of
Newest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
11 years ago

she looks messed up like drunk or suomething

11 years ago

ISNT SHE THE ONE THAT killed heath ledger? maybe its his?

Load more