Megan Fox whetted the sexual appetite of hundreds of socially awkward boys yesterday when she made an appearance at the Spike Video Game Awards. Her piercing eyes and tight body reminded every video game enthusiast of that unattainable girl in high school who laughed hysterically after they were pantsied by the chess club. Look, I don’t want to talk about it, okay?
Love her, but that dress is FUGLY – circa 1980s…