It’s nice to see that when Winter rolls in, Penelope Cruz can use her amassed wealth to escape from the treacherous cold to a warmer, much more exotic local to sunbathe in. It’s almost as if she’s mocking us common people. To that I say, so what? You may be in St. Barts enjoying a carefree life, but I have a microwave in which I can heat water with to enjoy many manufactured packets of hot cocoa. Your life’s not so great now, is it?
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