I guess there have been some wild rumors that Chris Brown and Rihanna are an item. These photos should prove otherwise. In fact, despite their matching tattoos, these two aren’t even friends. You can tell because when Chris Brown whispers sweet nothings into Rihanna’s ear, she tries to beat him off. And not the good kind of beating off, but the bad kind of beating off which ends up with a police report being filed. Or maybe my personal experiences are clouding my judgment. Maybe they are together and they’re just dancing. Look, I don’t know. What am I, Us Magazine?