Model, mother, model mother Stephanie Seymour hit St. Bart’s over the weekend for a staged photo shoot and holy crap. She’s 40 and looks amazing. She has four kids spanning two relationships ranging in ages from 4 – 17 yet her body makes Tara Reid cry. Seriously, if Tara Reid saw these, she’d lock herself in the bathroom and go, “I’m so ugly, I’m so ugly.” Granted, no one would run to the door to check on her because she’s Tara Reid so she’ll be in there however long it takes to realize she’s not getting the attention she wanted. Maybe an hour at most. More pics in the gallery.
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