Tara Reid checks into rehab

The actress with the amorphous stomach, Tara Reid, has checked herself into rehab. No word on what demons she’s fighting. Her people only confirm that “Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center.”

If I had to speculate, I’d say Tara was addicted to being ugly. That’s an addiction, right? Or was that an affliction? Well, either way, Tara has that.