Tom Cruise and Katie

God bless The Sun for interviewing Tom Cruise and then styling the article with a picture of his wife during her herpes outbreak. Anyway, Tom Cruise wants ten children. I believe I mentioned that earlier.

“I want ten children. I love kids. I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two and a half-year-old. It’s a great dynamic.”

Good luck trying to get Tom’s penis close to Katie’s open legs again. It’s still traumatized from the first experience. Although, if he forces it in there, it’s bound to throw up sometime.

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