Akon performed on Jimmy Kimmel the other night when he jumped into the audience to crowd surf. It turned out to be a bad idea or good idea depending on your definition because a fan grabbed his crotch. Not like a timid touch-and-go grab either, mind you, but rather, It looked like whoever did the cupping wanted to take a handful of gonad back home with them. If they were any tighter on Akon’s nuts, they would have needed to call his HMO.
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