Hilary Duff is backtracking today saying she never told Elle in 2006 that she was a virgin.
“You know what? I was quoted saying I was a virgin, but I absolutely did not say that,” she says in the January issue of Maxim. “That’s nobody’s business but my own. Somehow it turned into a bad thing!”
Of course she didn’t say it. Disney told her to “imply” it to keep her image clean even though the Mickey Mouse Club probably ran through her like cocaine at LAX. Duff continues:
“I’ve been accused by the press of giving lap dances at clubs,” she says. “I mean, little ol’ me? It’s shocking.
“People love to believe it —- it’s way more exciting to talk about than the truth! And they’re so descriptive about these lap dances,” she says. “I don’t even know how to do a lap dance!”
Oh, whatever. She did that shit. Paris Hilton uses almost the same line. “Be gentle. I’ve never done this,” is what she says right before she whips out the double sided didlo, nipple clamps and car battery.
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