Last week, Winona Ryder executed a brilliant plan to make off with a bracelet and ring valued at more than $125,000. Ryder, who had the items out on loan, told Bulgari jewelers that she had “misplaced” them at the Marie Claire party in Madrid last Sunday. Ryder claims she put them in an envelope and gave them to the hotel’s front desk for safe keeping. The only problem was security cameras show that no such incident ever took place. Touché Bulgari.
The jewelers have asked Madrid police to investigate. Will they be able to crack this case? Probably not. Winona is a criminal mastermind. She probably hid the bracelet and ring where no one would ever suspect. On her own body. Hehehe, so clever.
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