$4 mil not enough for Jennifer Aniston to get naked for Playboy

Jennifer Aniston has turned down a $4 million offer to pose nude for Playboy. The National Enquirer claims Hugh Hefner’s rejected offer could have netted Aniston almost $10 million with rewards. Hugh has been gunning for Aniston to do a spread ever since he saw her on the cover of GQ.

If Hef is so desperate to see Aniston’s tits, he should look no further than to Google where he should type in the words, “Jennifer Aniston topless The Break-Up” in that little search box of theirs. Once he navigates past the sites that had to take her topless photo down because of threatening letters from lawyers (yours truly) and ends up here (link NSFW), he’ll realize they’re nothing special. If he’s technologically challenged, another alternative is to go to the beach and stare at her erect nipples which she so proudly displays every time she’s in a bikini.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
15 years ago

If I paid $4mil and I was Hef, I’d better be getting a taste of that balloon knot! Even if it was only a dirty pair of panties with skid marks.