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A naked Rachel Ray painting in the works

Rachel Ray

Some artist named Alex Gardega plans on painting a 6-foot nude portrait of TV chef Rachael Ray. Alex will use paprika mixed with oils for her skin tones. It’s unknown whether Alex will be able to capture how truly annoying Rachel Ray is. If he attaches a recording that loops Rachel Ray shrieking, “EVOO,” over and over again, then maybe. If he makes her nipples squirt cayenne pepper in the viewer’s eyes, then definitely.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
11 years ago

She’s got that face again, the one where she’s like “YEAH, I’ve got a chapped taint from Capt. Cornhole licking my brown-eye!!!”

Sylvia
Sylvia
11 years ago

I really don’t like her. She looks like an idiot in this pic lol.

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