Amy Winehouse is on a rampage

Amy Winehouse is still vacationing in St. Lucia even though staff and guests and pretty much everyone there want her to leave. Even more so after Saturday when Amy was almost charged with assault for throwing a glass of water over a female guest’s head. Amy apologized only when she was told that that doing so would keep the cops from coming. A source said, “She walks around in the same grimy bikini bottoms each day with her boobs on show, gets drunk, gropes waiters and is rude to male staff. She’s hardly the most popular guest.”

Amy’s spokesman responded, “Amy misunderstood a conversation and wrongly believed a slight was made. The matter has been resolved.”

They should force Amy to wear a shock collar. That way when she does anything bad, they can send 100 or however many volts through her. I’m not sure how much is safe for a human. I think a good way to find out is to put it on Amy and start high and go low until she stops frothing at the mouth.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
15 years ago

She’s a real Jersey girl. Loud, slutty, half in the bag all the time, and she’s got tit tats.

Just the kinda gal you want to show mom. I take her to show mom, but mom is so disgusted by me that she would pity wino

The first thing mom would ask. Does he still jerk off all over tampons? And does he still fill mayo packets with his cum at Burger King and toss them back in the bin?

15 years ago

Wow. I think that is the hottest I’ve ever seen Amy look. I’m glad that she is cleaning up her life.