Ashlee Simpson defends Jessica’s weight

Ashlee Simpson took to her blog to defend her sister Jessica from those meanies calling her fat.

I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.

All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you’re a celebrity, there shouldn’t be a different standard.

Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend?

I seriously doubt it.

How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?

Now can we focus on the things that really matter.

Oh how wrong she is. Friends and siblings get the worst of the fat jokes. They know you say it out of love and, anyway, those hurtful words just bounce off their soft, jelly-like exterior. But, Ashlee’s right. Jessica isn’t fat. She’s “Rubenesque.” Which is just a fancier way of saying fat. And, for the record, just because you grease yourself up and squeeze into a size 2, doesn’t make you a size 2.

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13 years ago

Uhmm I think Ass-Lee forgets that the only reason her sis is famous is that she’s got basketballs for tits!

Basketball tits on a skinny girl looks hot. Basketball tits on a porker is really just an organic TV tray. A shelf to rest her pizza on while she stuffs her fat face.

BUT fat girls need love too. So lets hope that she’s getting a stiff rod jammed in her pooper on a regular basis.

13 years ago

Stupid, vapid cunt that you are Ashlee. I guess Jess was promoting that “healthy” body sense in those Daisy Dukes where she got paid to flaunt her body? Don;t even bring up standards here, she was paid for the body and little else. not her acting skills, that is for damn sure.

Go choke on your hypocrisy.

13 years ago

What a load of CRAP! Ashley’s running around getting her nose done and her chin shaved and GOD only knows what else to try to make the bitch half way cute, and she doesn’t think teenage girls see that. YOU ARE A ASS CLOWN!!!!!! Think before you open your hypocritcal fake lips.

13 years ago

Says the broad who got a very obvious nose job. Let’s be happy with ourselves the way we are eh, ashlee? Dumb cunt.

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