I have no idea who Ashley Tisdale is even though I’m positive I posted about her before. I assume she’s in some way involved with Disney. That’s my default assumption for celebrities I’ve never heard of or don’t remember since Disney is the one channel I’m not allowed to watch by court order. Apparently calling in five times a day to shriek, “I LOVE YOU MILEY!” and sending puppies in the mail using 5 – 9 day shipping makes me obsessive and unstable. Oh, now it’s my fault UPS doesn’t know what “fragile” means?
The Rest of the Web, Friday, 4.28.17
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