Recent photos showed that Lindsay Lohan has lost so much weight that’d she pretty much fall through the shower drain if there wasn’t a hair catch on it. Page Six says Lindsay is “surviving on candy and Red Bull” and “completely stressed out” over her rocky relationship with Samantha Ronson.
Lindsay’s rep says people should stop worrying and added, “Lindsay is aware that she’s lost some weight due to stress, but we recently did a photo shoot and she ate two full meals.”
Whew. Crisis averted. Two full meals. That’s like a salad and sandwich. In Hollywood terms, that makes Lindsay a fatass so the weight thing is almost a non-issue at this point.
The Rest of the Web, Friday, 4.28.17
Sign Me Up for This Napping Fitness Class
Beyoncé Ordering Food Has Turned into a Meme
Kids Who Want to Waste Thousands of Dollars Studying a Fake ‘Game of Thrones’ Language Are in Luck
Jennifer Lawrence Is Totally Marrying Darren Aronofsky This Summer
Katy Perry’s New Song Empowers Women To Have Food Sex or Something
Ja Rule’s $12,000 Ticket Music Festival Ends in ‘Lord of the Flies’ Nightmare With Kidnapping and Mugging Rumors
Obama’s First Joke About Trump Was Perfect
Rita Ora’s Gonna Regret This Outfit One Day
It’s Kylie Jenner’s Soulless Dead Eyes…And Her Sexy Midriff!
Kendall Jenner Gets Camera Shy Which Is Really Ironic
R. Kelly Sued for Nailing Sheriff Deputy’s Wife and Giving Her Chlamydia