Breaking: Lindsay ate two full meals

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Recent photos showed that Lindsay Lohan has lost so much weight that’d she pretty much fall through the shower drain if there wasn’t a hair catch on it. Page Six says Lindsay is “surviving on candy and Red Bull” and “completely stressed out” over her rocky relationship with Samantha Ronson.

Lindsay’s rep says people should stop worrying and added, “Lindsay is aware that she’s lost some weight due to stress, but we recently did a photo shoot and she ate two full meals.”

Whew. Crisis averted. Two full meals. That’s like a salad and sandwich. In Hollywood terms, that makes Lindsay a fatass so the weight thing is almost a non-issue at this point.

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