Bwahahaha, everyone hates Paris

It’s been two days since the Golden Globes, but the stories keep coming. This one is about how no one wants Paris Hilton at their parties. Specifically, Creative Artist Agency’s after party for the Golden Globes Sunday night. Paris, being the entitled bitch that she is, thought it’d be alright if she slipped into CAA’s party at the Sunset Towers uninvited. She was wrong. Kevin Huvane of CAA saw her sneak in and threw a fit. Paris, embarrassed, went and hid in the bathroom so she couldn’t get kicked out. When she finally emerged, she found a bunch of people ready to throw her ass out.

“Kevin was outraged at her sense of entitlement, and he was adamant that she be removed,” an eyewitness confides to us. “He was storming around, yelling ‘Who let her in? She is not invited, and somebody had better get her out of here immediately!’”

LAPD security and event planners had to wait for the heir-head to exit the powder room so they could toss her, and finally — a good 15 minutes later — she emerged looking red-faced and embarrassed.

Someone really needs to invent something to keep Paris out. They have those sonic devices for rats and stuff. They should make a similar device for Paris. First, they need to think of a sound that Paris is totally adverse to. One that makes her cringe and run away immediately. Maybe the sound of 100 needy children will work. Or dignity. Is there a sound for that?

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13 years ago

This story does not appear to be accurate.

She attended the InStyle party,looking very beautiful.

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