Bwahahaha, everyone hates Paris

Paris Hilton and her hoodie

It’s been two days since the Golden Globes, but the stories keep coming. This one is about how no one wants Paris Hilton at their parties. Specifically, Creative Artist Agency’s after party for the Golden Globes Sunday night. Paris, being the entitled bitch that she is, thought it’d be alright if she slipped into CAA’s party at the Sunset Towers uninvited. She was wrong. Kevin Huvane of CAA saw her sneak in and threw a fit. Paris, embarrassed, went and hid in the bathroom so she couldn’t get kicked out. When she finally emerged, she found a bunch of people ready to throw her ass out.

“Kevin was outraged at her sense of entitlement, and he was adamant that she be removed,” an eyewitness confides to us. “He was storming around, yelling ‘Who let her in? She is not invited, and somebody had better get her out of here immediately!’”

LAPD security and event planners had to wait for the heir-head to exit the powder room so they could toss her, and finally — a good 15 minutes later — she emerged looking red-faced and embarrassed.

Someone really needs to invent something to keep Paris out. They have those sonic devices for rats and stuff. They should make a similar device for Paris. First, they need to think of a sound that Paris is totally adverse to. One that makes her cringe and run away immediately. Maybe the sound of 100 needy children will work. Or dignity. Is there a sound for that?

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I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they… Read more »
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