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Calling all Photoshop experts, Madonna needs your help

What I assume are outtakes of Madonna’s Hard Candy album photo shoot for W were leaked today. As you can see, they are terrifying.

Ugh, she looks so old. Her wrinkly face, her tired expression. It’s like the icy stare of death. Although, I am surprised Madonna’s abs aren’t hidden underneath layers of loose flesh like with other people her age (70?). That’s something, I suppose.

Update: Photos removed by request

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
11 years ago

I do believe you can see a hint of Madge’s vag in one of those pics.
For the record, I bury my face in her snatch and not come up for air until she gouged my eyeballs out. He snatch is “finger lickn’ good” and you can “eat all you want and won’t get fat”

bobolabla
bobolabla
11 years ago

what she needs is a bottle of vicodin and a double barrel shotgun. she could use her female hyena stlye mock penis to pull the trigger.

Nec
Nec
11 years ago

oh oh, you’ve found the crypt vault.

snapnhiss
snapnhiss
11 years ago

I can’t stand the bitch, but she actually looks pretty damn good under the circumstances. That’s some harsh lighting.

Black Sheep
Black Sheep
11 years ago

ale ona jest brzydka. jak noc listopadowa. masakra

eu
eu
11 years ago

Ok, she does look tired. But I hope half you look just half asgood as that at 50. She’s 1 hot lady!

Charlotte
Charlotte
11 years ago

ugh…..she needs Botox, not only on face, but also…

biljana
biljana
11 years ago

everybody can kiss her ass!!!!!She is QUEEN!!!!

leelee
leelee
11 years ago

Bizare! In some photos she seems to be wearing post- liposuction bandages. In others she is wearing my mother’s old corset.
As is so often, woman who try to push the clock back too far, end up looking older. Some of these photos put me in mind of Madonna in the future, sitting in a bar remembering the good old days. She looks 70.
Who sets up the poses?
*my crotch itches and needs airing out pose.
*I am ready for my close up blow job pose.
* My arms are deformed and I can’t get up pose.

Zibeline
Zibeline
11 years ago

Son visage paraît fatigué, soit! Et vieilli, certes! Elle est diablement sexy quand même. A tous ses pourfendeurs : j’aimerais bien vous voir, à son âge, photographié(e)s dans les mêmes tenues et les mêmes poses qu’elle. Je ne suis pas sûre que vous lui arriviez, alors, à la cheville…

coffee
11 years ago

looks to me like Madonna might make Guy Ritchie sorry he left…

Chloe
Chloe
11 years ago

I did not sign on to be a gynecologist.
Vomit!

shell
11 years ago

i think she looks great for 50 and what a natural body, good for her and still going strong in the gym, people younger than her dont even lift ther butts of the sofa these days, and wonder why they are fat…my only concern with her would be she doesnt need to wear those outfits, she looks more lovely when walking down the red carpet..And the old saying less is more and on the photos a tad to much…..

Rose
Rose
11 years ago

Elle est superbe et sexy! elle représente divinement bien les femmes de 50 ans! on a le droit de vieillir non? je dis merde au jeunisme! je trouve le titre: “calling photoshop experts” minable et racoleur…c’est toujours une bombe!

Olgane
Olgane
11 years ago

Quand on a les moyens financiers, c’est tout de suite plus facile de rester et faire plus jeune, un petit coup de bistouri par-ci un coup de botox par-là, on remonte les pommettes et j’en passe, sans compter la power-plate, et tout le reste. On donne à chaque femme de 50 ans les moyens de Madonna et on sera surpris du résultat. Je ne remets pas en question, son talent, sa tenacité mais il faut rester lucide, si elle n’avait pas tous ces moyens à sa disposition, serait-elle toujours aussi bien ????

Steve
Steve
11 years ago

Any one of you would be lucky as hell to have your wife look this hot (and be this rich) when she’s 50. Talk all the smack you want… but sitting at that computer munching your Cheetos and trashing people twice your age that are in better shape than your flabby ass … well, you’re quite a sad little human.

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