Casey Carlson tried out for American Idol the other day and she made it through to Hollywood week. If for some reason this whole singing thing doesn’t pan out for her, she’ll always have bikini modeling to fall back on. Here she is doing a photo shoot in the name of breast cancer research.
Anyway, I’ve set up a few lights and cameras in my basement for if she needs work. Don’t mind the shackles though. They’re for, uh, decoration. Yea…
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