Evan Rachel Wood did not let Mickey Rourke stick his tongue down her throat

Evan Rachel Wood is pissed that people would think she’d ever let that monster Mickey Rourke touch her. She told Rolling Stone that she feels “disrespected by the press and by Mr. Rourke.” Wood added that “Just because I’m single doesn’t mean that you can take advantage of me. It’s unfair that the performances might suffer because of all of these distractions.”

And if Mickey still didn’t get the hint, Wood continued, “I’m not attracted to him, he’s too old for me. Nothing ever happened and nothing ever will.”

While reading this out loud, Mickey’s face turned from glowing, to unamused and then to sad. After he finished the article, Mickey was seen sitting in his chair with a gun to his head sobbing, “I’m so grotethque.” Nearby friends couldn’t offer a counter argument.