Even Anonymous melts under Tom Cruise’s charm

Via Defamer. Tom Cruise comes face to face with Scientology’s mortal enemy, a guy from Anonymous with a V for Vendetta mask. It’s unclear whether the mask-bearing vigilante was at the German premiere of Valkyrie to protest or not, but either way, watch the mere presence of Tom Cruise melt this man’s icy heart. By the end of the clip, Tom Cruise has turned the guy into nothing more than a squealing fan girl who’s just met their childhood crush for the first time in their short 12-year-old life. He’ll probably never wash that mask again. Unless his mom throws it in with the rest of the laundry tomorrow.

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Too bad his head didn’t explode. He’s a disgusting maniac who supports a CULT.

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