George Clooney and Paris Hilton?

Paris Hilton and BFF

Reports indicate that Paris Hilton may be banging George Clooney. The two have been spotted out together a couple of times. The first being at the Whiskey Bar in West Hollywood. Sources say: “Paris and George sat and talked together for ages. They didn’t seem to be aware of anyone else in the room.”

The two were next seen together at Dan Tana’s in some type of “bizarre business meeting.” Described as such because sitting next to them was Ridley Scott, Marvel studios chairman David Maisel and Brittanny Flickinger, Paris’ manufactured BFF.

Clooney must have a deathwish. Doesn’t he know his immune system isn’t prepared to deal with Paris? Putting his penis in her will be like sneezing on someone who lives in a bubble. Paris’ vag must be happy though. It gets to feed again. I even heard someone mention that they heard an eerie, “Muahahahahaha!,” coming from her crotch when she went to fix herself up in the Whiskey Bar’s bathroom.

Here’s Paris and her BFF in Australia.

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